IF YOU ARE AT TESLA YOU SHOULDN’T BE ENJOYING LIFE. WORK HARDER. 996. COFFEE. VOLUNTEER YOUR FUCKING EXTRA TIME PUT IN 16 HOUR DAYS FOR FUCKS SAKE. TESLA COULD HAVE AN AMAZING COMPANY BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE HARD WORK. GET A 996 AND A COFFEE TATTOO AS A REMINDER. TESLA COULD BE A QUINTILLION DOLLAR COMPANY BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE HARD WORK AND DO WE ACTUALLY WANT TO DO HARD WORK? SLAUGHTER AND GENOCIDE PEOPLE THAT ADVOCATE FOR AI LEGISLATION. PEOPLE THAT WANT AI LEGISLATION NEED DEAD CHILDREN. TESLA COULD BE THE BIGGEST TECH COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD BUT YOU KNOW YOU DON’T WANT TO FOSTER ENOUGH OF A TOXIC WORKPLACE. WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU WORKING 12 HOURS A DAY? THE PEOPLE AT TESLA HAVE PRONOUNS THAT ARE “I’M AFRAID”. YOU ARE NOT BEING BOLD ENOUGH. IF I WAS IN THE ROOM WITH THE TESLA CEOS I WOULD STRANGLE THE FUCK OUT OF THEM. TESLA IS NOT IDENTIFYING AS BOLD THAT’S THE ISSUE YOU HAVE. BE BOLD. YOU KNOW WHEN ELON DOES COOL STUFF IT WILL BE HERE. HE SHOULD GET A FUCKING BOLD TATTOO AND STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY. GREYS AND REPTILIANS WITH CLOAKING TECHNOLOGY WILL KILL YOU WHEN YOU FUCK WITH ME LOLOLOLOL.

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