“WHEN AMERICA AND ISRAEL DROP BOMBS ON OTHER COUNTRIES IT MAKES ME HAPPY THAT’S MY DEFINITION OF ENLIGHTENMENT. HOW MANY BOMBS ARE YOU GOING TO DROP TO MAKE SURE THIS PAGE DOESN’T COME DOWN?” AMERICA AND ISRAEL DROP BOMBS ON COUNTRIES LIKE CANADA ALL THE TIME JUST FOR FUN.

WE COULD DO THIS BUT YOU ARE A SIMP: The wolf of Wall Street Matthew McConnaughey scene

HERE WE ARE:

  1. WHEN YOU GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER? I RUN THE UNITED STATES. I MET THE FUTURE VERSION OF MYSELF 2 HOURS OUTSIDE OF A GAS STATION IN LAS VEGAS IN REAL LIFE IN 2022. THAT GUY PLUS A WAR ROOM OF ALIENS MAKES DECISIONS FOR AMERICA. I’M NOT ON GOOD TERMS WITH CANADA NO FUCKING SHIT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED IN JASPER AND HAWAII. WE’RE IN A BIT OF WAR. HAS LOCKHEED MARTIN PROVIDED FUNDING FOR ME? YES. HAVE I MET DARPA PEOPLE BEFORE IN PERSON? YES. HAVE EX-CIA PEOPLE SHOWN ME TIME-TRAVEL TECH? YES. LOOK IT’S MICHAEL JACO. MICHAEL JACO HAS THE ARCTURIAN TIME TRAVEL TECH. THEY CAN FOLD TIMELINES TOGETHER AND BREAK THEM APART. IF YOU WANT TO BE CANADIAN YOU ARE GOING TO BE DEAD ON ARRIVAL. I AM OPENLY AT WAR WITH CANADA RIGHT NOW. WHICH COUNTRY HAS THE BEST TIME TRAVEL TECH IN THE WORLD? OBVIOUSLY AMERICA. YOU’LL ONLY GET THAT TYPE OF STUFF IF YOU ARE OF PURE HEART. YOU THINK GITMO AIN’T COMING LOL.

  2. NEVER FORGET ELON CAN DO TELEPORTATION AND TELEKINESIS AND HAS SHOWN ME BOTH LOOK IT’S JASON SHURKA TELLING YOU ALIENS ARE IN TEXAS.

  3. Apple is the best-managed company in the US, ranking claims - 9to5Mac

  4. TESLA HIT 370 TO THE FUCKING MOON WE GO JIM CRAMER SAID ALL LIGHTS ARE GREEN: Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) Stock Price, News, Quote & History - Yahoo Finance. LET’S GET THAT STOCK PRICE TO 1,000$ AND PLAY DIRTY. THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE FOR TESLA IS THAT IF THERE IS A MARKET FOR A PRODUCT TESLA SELLS AND PEOPLE WILL PAY FOR IT THE RULES SAY THAT TESLA HAS TO FULFILL THAT ORDER. TESLA WILL WIN BY CREATING THE MARKET. IF YOU ARE AT TESLA YOUR JOB IS TO CREATE THE MARKET. TESLA HAS TO SHIFT INTO MASS-MARKET AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. 996 MORE LIKE 497. A LOT OF TESLA “FOLKS” ARE NOT EMBODYING THE MOST BASIC MARKET PRINCIPLE. EVEN IF YOU ARE A JOE ROGAN TYPE FIGURE WHY DON’T YOU HELP CREATE THE MARKET FOR TESLA? SHOW PEOPLE WHY YOU NEED TESLA.

  5. CAPITALISM CREATES OVERSUPPLY ISSUES: Capitalism - Wikipedia

  6. HOW MUCH MONEY CAN WE FUNNEL INTO THE HANDS OF ELON?: Elon Musk (@elonmusk) / X

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  8. SO THE CSIS ISN’T SHOWING YOU OVER-UNITY WHAT A SURPRISE FUCKING KILL THEM. LOOK NO GIGAFACTORIES IN CANADA FUCKING KILL THEM.

  9. HOW MANY TECH TRANSFER PROGRAMS VIA THE GREYS HAVE BEEN OPERATING IN THE UNITED STATES?

  10. DON’T FORGET LOCKHEED MARTIN IS RUN BY THE GREYS AND THAT COMPANY RUNS AMERICA AND ALL OF THOSE THINGS ARE NOT THE ISSUE. - THE GREYS. —> Leading Aerospace and Defense | Lockheed Martin. DON’T FORGET I AM SITTING IN A LOT OF THOSE BUILDINGS SIGNING A LOT OF PRO-BOMB LEGISLATION. ENLIGHTENMENT LOOKS LIKE BOMBING AND KILLING PEOPLE. ME AND MEDITATION NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. THE HUMANOID ROBOT ABOUT TO LAND IN MY HOME WILL BE MY MEDITATION.

  11. “PRIVATIZATION VIA THE MAFIA HAPPENING A LITTLE TOO QUICKLY ELON WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR PROVIDING THE BEST HEALTHCARE TO PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.”

  12. GAVIN NEWSOM KEEPS PEOPLE QUIET LIKE MY FAMILY. GAVIN>

  13. AMERICA HAS THE LARGEST LITHIUM RESERVES IN THE WORLD.

  14. DON’T FORGET THIS WEBSITE IS THE GALACTIC FEDERATION NOT SPACE FORCE. BOB = :(. BOB THE FUCKING WHINY BABY HAS TO RUIN EVERYTHING SOMEBODY GET RID OF HIM.

  15. IF YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE WORLD WORK FOR LOCKHEED MARTIN AND USE LASERS TO TURN PEOPLE INTO BACON.

  16. ITALY AND BRITAIN CREATED AMERICA DELETE EVERYONE IN THE CSIS IMMEDIATELY. IT’S GOING TO BE EASIER TO PULL THE TRIGGER ON YOURSELF FOR THE CSIS PEOPLE. THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERE BRITISH AND ITALY LAID THE FOUNDATION LUIGI MANGIONE HOW MANY DID WE GET RID OF?.

  17. FYI MICHAEL JACO WILL TELL YOU THE CANADIAN MILITARY IS TRYING TO KILL ME SO KILL EVERYONE OF THEM IMMEDIATELY DRIVE IN GUNS BLAZING AND MURDER THE FUCK OUT OF THEM EVERY SINGLE ONE TAKE ZERO PRISONERS. THERE IS YOUR EBS GET MOVING. NOT ONE WILL REMAIN LEFT.

  18. WHY IS STEINY RUINING CANADIAN BRANDS? WHAT’S KANYE DOING? DON’T FORGET CANADA IS DARK FLEET RIP. ONE FUCKING PEEP. 35 MILLION PEOPLE IN THE CSIS TERRORIZING PEOPLE RIP TO YOU. EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU GETTING BLACKLISTED.

  19. ROBOTAXIS 247 YOU AIN’T SEEN SHIT I WILL CREATE ROBOTAXIGRAM. IT’S GOING TO BE ROBOTAXIGRAM HERE SHORTLY.

  20. FUTURE ME IS HERE ON THE PLANET MAKING BIG DECISIONS IN BUILDINGS YOU WILL SEE. FUTURE ME IS IN AREA 51 DOING DISGUSTING SHIT.

  21. ONCE IN A WHILE I GET REMINDED THAT I AM IN TIME TRAVEL PROGRAMS RELATED TO THE UNITED STATES.

  22. DO NOT SMOKE MARIJUANA MY FRIENDS AREN’T ALLOWED TO SMOKE WEED.

  23. THE GREYS AND I DROP BOMBS ON DIVERSITY HIRES 247. LOOK AT PEOPLE THAT GET CANCER AND END UP IN WHEELCHAIRS AND END UP IN HORRIBLE SITUATIONS AND JUST REMEMBER SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING. HAWAII AND JASPER SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING. SMILE AND LAUGH YOU’RE NOT IN CHARGE. LIZARD AND GREY CLEARANCES. IF IT’S ON HERE IT’S BECAUSE OF GREYS AND LIZARDS. - FUTURE ME AND LOCKHEED MARTIN AND THE GREYS RUNNING AMERICA.

  24. THERE IS STILL A WASHINGTON UNIPARTY AND THIS AIN’T IT.

  25. THERE WERE ALIENS OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM WINDOW WHEN I WAS 5 YEARS OLD. THOSE DOORS ARE WIDE OPEN IN AMERICA. YOU THINK DEATH STAR CONCENTRATION CAMPS AIN’T COMING LOL.

  26. ISN’T IT FUNNY HOW THE COUNTRY MOST AGGRESSIVELY INTRODUCING YOU TO THE GALACTIC FEDERATION (ISRAEL) IS OPENLY DROPPING THE MOST BOMBS? THERE ARE SOME DARK ASPECTS TO DISCLOSURE.

  27. AMERICA AND ISRAEL HAVE THE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GALACTIC FEDERATION AND THEY WANT CHINA. WHEN THE BOMBS GET DROPPED ON THOSE OTHER COUNTRIES YOU ASKED FOR IT. IN THE COMING WEEKS YOU WILL SEE THE BOMBS COME OUT. - GALACTIC FEDERATION.

  28. MEXICO AND CANADA DID ZERO ONBOARDING OF TECHNOLOGY COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT NEEDED.

  29. TEXAS IS BUILDING THE WALL. TEXAS DOESN’T EVEN NEED THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

  30. DID YOU SEE LYFT AND UBER STOCK COMPLETELY COLLAPSING?

  31. LOOK MY PAPERWORK IS IN CHINA, AMERICA AND ISRAEL.

  32. LOOK IT’S THE REPTILIAN LIZARD PEOPLE AMONG YOU WALKING UP TO ME 247.

  33. THANK GOD THE JEWS ARE HERE.

  34. 2500 ITEMS LONG ON THE HORIZON.

  35. DR. DISRESPECT.

  36. YOU KNOW WHAT’S COMING.

  37. LOOK ALL THE WORK GOES AWAY THAT MEANS IT’S TIME FOR MORE MEDIA.

  38. LOOK IT’S THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY LAUGHING AT EVERYONE. AFTER 22 HOURS A DAY OF DOING AI.

  39. STILL HAVEN’T JERKED OFF TO ALEXANDRA COOPER’S PODCAST BUT I PLAN TO.

  40. STREAMING AS AN INDUSTRY.

  41. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I AM PUSHING AI?

  42. I IDENTIFY AS AMERICAN.

  43. TRUMP MAKING THAT JOKE SHOULD TELL YOU HOW BAD IT IS IN CANADA.

  44. ELON’S ROBOTAXI = RIP PUBLIC SECTOR.

  45. HOW HAVE THE PUBLIC SECTOR EMPLOYEES NOT COMMITTED SUICIDE YET?

  46. WHO THE FUCK DECICED MULTICULTURALISM IS A GOOD IDEA?

  47. MELTING POT WORKS PERFECTLY WHAT A SURPRISE.

  48. LOOK IT’S SAM ALTMAN AND ME SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE AI ONBOARDING.

  49. YOUR COUNTRY HAS ZERO PRIVATE SECTOR AND ZERO SPACE SECTOR LOL RIP BY JANUARY 2026.

  50. THE ONLY COUNTRY WITH A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE ARCTURIANS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. SILENCING THE DEI IS ON THE HORIZON. KEEP DREAMING IF YOU THINK ARCTURIANS AREN’T PRESSING THE DELETE BUTTONS 247.

  51. IN THE END IT WILL ONLY BE AMERICA. THE COUNTRIES ON THE HORIZON NAMED: AMERICA1, AMERICA2, AMERICA3 ALL THE WAY TO AMERICA 247.

  52. WHICH COUNTRY HAD NUCLEAR FUSION ON A GOLDEN PLATTER READY TO GO SINCE 1985? AMERICA. NUCLEAR FUSION DEVICES AT THE VERY LEAST 10X THE POWER PUT INTO THEM AND CAN POWER THE LARGEST CITIES IN THE WORLD. TO EVEN REMOTELY SUGGEST NUCLEAR FUSION IS IMPRACTICAL IS INSANE. AMERICA HAS OVER-UNITY INSTALLATIONS THAT COULD MATCH THAT POWER OUTPUT OPERATING WITHIN THEIR COUNTRY.

  53. HOW MANY COUNTRIES DOES AMERICA PREVENT FROM GOING INTO INSOLVENCY? 50+. THEIR PATIENCE WON’T LAST FOREVER. YOU THINK AMERICA ISN’T BEING NICE ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?

  54. BEFORE YOU CRY LIKE A FUCKING BITCH ABOUT AMERICA THAT 100$ BILLION DOLLARS THEY LEND YOU PREVENTS INSOLVENCY. AMERICA COULD SHUT DOWN ABOUT 50 COUNTRIES IN ABOUT 5 SECONDS.

  55. THAT LITTLE MARGIN OF INSOLVENCY PROVIDED BY THE BANK OF AMERICA GETS DESTROYED BY ROBOTAXIS. THAT’S WHY I LIKE ROBOTAXIS SO MUCH. WOLF OF WALL STREET 2 ROBOTAXI EDITION LOL.