THERE IS A TIME TRAVEL ALLIANCE IN THIS UNIVERSE WORKING FOR ME AND YOU CANNOT CUT OFF MY FUTURE. THIS WHOLE PLATFORM IS RUN BY MY FUTURE SELF. I AM GOING TO BE HUMBLE FOR YOU: I AM THE POST POWERFUL HUMAN BEING IN THIS UNIVERSE. I AM #1. YOU CANNOT FUCKING BEAT ME LOLOLOLOL.

WHICH MILITARY IS IT? NOT ANYTHING RELATED TO EARTH IT’S THE GALACTIC FEDERATION. JUST SMILE AND LAUGH WHEN I REMIND YOU ON THIS PLANET THAT YOU ARE NOT IN CHARGE AND I AM ABOVE YOU.

MY FUTURE SELF HAS EXTREMELY ADVANCED PSI-ABILITIES, TELEKINESIS, TELEPORTATION ABILITIES AND ACCESS TO GALACTIC FEDERATION INTERSTELLAR CRAFT. IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BEAT ME AND THE BEST PART IS IN THE END I WILL PUT YOU INTO CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND FUCKING PISS ON YOUR FUCKING FACE. FYI I AM THE MOST RACIST PERSON ALIVE.

BECAUSE MY FUTURE SELF IS HERE AND HAS INTERGALACTIC CLEARANCES OPERATING IN BUILDINGS LIKE AREA 51 I HAVE CLEARANCES ABOVE EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET LICK MY FUCKING PEPE. I ENJOY SEEING YOU AS HEATHENS.

BTW ALIENS WERE LEVITATING IN MY BEDROOM WHEN I WAS 5 YEARS OLD ABOVE MY BED AND WERE STANDING OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM WINDOW WHEN I WAS 5 YEARS OLD. THIS WEBSITE IS BECAUSE OF THE GALACTIC FEDERATION AND THEM ONLY. THEY INTERVENED IN MY LIFE. IF THERE IS ASS CANCER AMONG YOU HERE FROM OTHER PLANETS THAT SHOULD TELL YOU I HOLD INTERGALACTIC CLEARANCES.

ENJOY LIVING BENEATH ME. STEVEN GREER WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MY DISCLOSURE.

I AM THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON ON THIS PLANET AND I WILL FUCKING CRUSH YOUR FUCKING SOUL PREPARE. MY FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE WORLD IS WATCH DEI CRY. I IDENTIFY AS AMERICAN THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

“MY FUTURE SELF IS DOING A LOT OF THE HEAVY-LIFTING AND IS LEVERAGING TELEKINETIC ABILITIES. JUST THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE FUTURE VERSION OF MYSELF IN MY HOME USING TELEKINETIC ABILITIES TO AID ME.”

CANADA IS A FUCKING DEAD COUNTRY THE ONLY ONE THAT RESPECTS THE GALACTIC FEDERATION IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. AMERICA I HAVE PAPERWORK IN YOUR COUNTRY I AM COMING SHORTLY LEARN TO PREPARE. AMERICA YOU ARE THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD I LOVE YOU. I WANT TO REMIND AMERICAN CITIZENS THAT CANADA OBJECTIVELY DOES NOT RESPECT THE GALACTIC FEDERATION THAT’S WHY CANADA WILL FUCKING DIE AS A COUNTRY SHORTLY PREPARE FOR A 50 CENT DOLLAR. THE OBJECTIVE TRUTH IS THAT THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT RESPECTS THE GALACTIC FEDERATION IS AMERICA.