“EVERYTHING HOLISTIC ON THE PLANET WILL BE ON THIS PAGE.”

HOLISTIC HACK STARTER PACK:

• CHANNEL THE ITALIAN IN YOU. DON’T FORGET I AM 100% EUROPEAN.

• YOU NEED TO TRY TO MAKE EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE BECOME ORGANIC FOOD, PRODUCT OR INGREDIENT.

• USE VINEGAR INSTEAD OF DETERGENT FOR CLOTHES.

• USE NATURAL DRYER BALLS OR ORGANIC DRYER SHEETS. I WOULD HAPPILY MURDER EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET THAT BUYS DRYER SHEETS.

• ALL EUROPEANS USE VENTLESS DRYERS I’M A EUROWASH YOU.

• MONK FRUIT SWEETENER, ALLULOSE AND STEVIA.

• WHOLE FOODS ONLY 1 INGREDIENT.

• HIGH DOSE VITAMIN C.

• STRENGTH TRAINING.

• YOU CANNOT BE FAT.

• SODASTREAM OR EQUIVALENT USING A GLASS BOTTLE.

• SPRAY BOTTLE AND VINEGAR FOR ALL YOUR CLEANING.

• IF YOUR WIFE BUYS DRYER SHEETS OR CHEMICALS FOR LAUNDRY PUT HER IN THE OVEN. IF SHE USES TOXIC CHEMICALS IT MEANS SHE IS A TOXIC PERSON.

• CASTILLE SOAP LIQUID.

• CASTILLE SOAP SOLID BARS.

• BUY AN INSTANT POT.

• BUY A KITCHENAID MIXER.

• BUY A WATER DISTILLER.

• BUY 50 LBS BAGS OF ORGANIC OATMEAL, CHICKPEAS, BUCKWHEAT, PUMPKIN SEEDS, RICE ETC.

• FLOURIDE FREE TOOTHPASTE.

• EVERYTHING STAINLESS, CERAMIC COATED OR GLASS.

• KITCHENAID HAND MIXER > BLENDER.

• MEAL PREP.

• ROBOT FLOOR VACUUM.

• COSTCO.

• BUY A GRAIN MILL.

• BUY YOUR OWN FLOUR.

• CRUMBL COOKIE WHAT THE FUCK LOOK IT’S THE POISON CORPS TRYING TO ASSASSINATE YOU YOU’RE A FUCKING RETARD IF YOU EAT THERE.