HOLISTIC HACK STARTER PACK:

• YOU NEED TO TRY TO MAKE EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE BECOME ORGANIC FOOD, PRODUCT OR INGREDIENT.

• USE VINEGAR INSTEAD OF DETERGENT FOR CLOTHES.

• USE NATURAL DRYER BALLS OR ORGANIC DRYER SHEETS. I WOULD HAPPILY MURDER EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET THAT BUYS DRYER SHEETS.

• MONK FRUIT SWEETENER, ALLULOSE AND STEVIA.

• WHOLE FOODS ONLY 1 INGREDIENT.

• NEVER EAT SUGAR.

• MOST OF THE ANIMAL BASED CROWD ARE FUCKING RETARDS; PAUL SALADINO IS A FUCKING RETARD. I WON’T BE TAKING DIET ADVICE FROM JOE ROGAN BECAUSE HE WON’T BE GIVING ANYTHING GOOD.

• YOUR BODY IS MEANT TO HANDLE BOTH ANIMAL AND PLANT BASED WOW; REMOVING CARBS COMPLETELY IS A BAD IDEA.

• ANIMAL BASED PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING COMMIT SUICIDE.

• KETO IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. YOU WANT A FIBRE RICH KETO OMNIVORE HYBRID.

• HIGH DOSE VITAMIN C.

• STRENGTH TRAINING.

• YOU CANNOT BE FAT.

• SODASTREAM OR EQUIVALENT USING A GLASS BOTTLE.

• SPRAY BOTTLE AND VINEGAR FOR ALL YOUR CLEANING.

• CASTILLE SOAP LIQUID.

• CASTILLE SOAP SOLID BARS.

• BUY AN INSTANT POT.

• BUY A KITCHENAID MIXER.

• BUY A WATER DISTILLER.

• BUY 50 LBS BAGS OF ORGANIC OATMEAL, CHICKPEAS, BUCKWHEAT, PUMPKIN SEEDS, RICE ETC.

• FLOURIDE FREE TOOTHPASTE.

• EVERYTHING STAINLESS, CERAMIC COATED OR GLASS.

• KITCHENAID HAND MIXER > BLENDER.

• MEAL PREP.

• ROBOT FLOOR VACUUM.

• COSTCO.

• BUY A GRAIN MILL.

• BUY YOUR OWN FLOUR.

• CRUMBL COOKIE WHAT THE FUCK LOOK IT’S THE POISON CORPS TRYING TO ASSASSINATE YOU YOU’RE A FUCKING RETARD IF YOU EAT THERE.

• MAKE A VERSION OF KOMBUCHA WITHOUT TEA; DRINKING TEA IS FUCKING STUPID.

• LOOK IT’S TEMPEH NOT BAD FOR YOU.

• YOU CAN EAT BEEF AND TEMPEH WOW.

• DO NOT EAT GLUTEN EVER. REPEAT NEVER EAT GLUTEN. GLUTEN IS FUCKING POISON THERE IS NO SAFE WAY TO CONSUME GLUTEN. IF YOU EAT GLUTEN YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. GLUTEN IS A CARCINOGEN.