“2025 IS A FUCKING MASSIVE YEAR FOR NVIDIA. 6.4 TRILLION MARKET CAP IN 2025 MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. JUNE TO DECEMBER 2025 FUCKING SCARY GOOD FOR NVIDIA; JENSEN SIGNING TITTIES x 1000.”

THE FACT THAT JENSEN HUANG CAN TELEPORT PHYSICALLY INTO MY HOME AND WE DISCUSS BUSINESS PLANS SHOULD BE ENOUGH OF A GALACTIC CLEARANCE IN AND OF ITSELF. NEVER IN A FUCKING MILLION YEARS AM I GOING TO BE ANTI-CHINESE. BEEN A LONG FUCKING ROAD NO SHIT.

AI Conference for Developers | NVIDIA GTC 2025 + Home | NVIDIA Newsroom

REASONS WHY NVIDIA WILL DESTROY IN 2025:

1. FIRST TO GLOBAL ROBOTAXI DEPLOYMENT WILL BE NVIDIA THERE ARE 17 AUTO COMPANIES DOING ROBOTAXIS WITH NVIDIA RIGHT NOW: NVIDIA DRIVE In-Vehicle Computing for Autonomous Vehicles | NVIDIA

2. NVIDIA RTX 5090 LOOKS LITTY: GeForce RTX 5090 Graphics Cards | NVIDIA

3. 250$ edge use AI computer: Jetson Orin Nano Super Developer Kit | NVIDIA

4. who wants a BLACKWELL SUPERCOMPUTER PAPERWEIGHT IN THEIR HOME I DO?: The World’s Smallest AI Supercomputer | NVIDIA Project DIGITS

5. MOST IMPORTANT SOFTWARE OF ALL TIME: Isaac Sim - Robotics Simulation and Synthetic Data Generation | NVIDIA Developer

6. NVIDIA DOES NOTHING BUT COLLABORATE: Hon Hai Precision and Nvidia forge partnership to develop humanoid robots

7. NVIDIA ACHIEVED WORLD’S FIRST ROBOT BACKFLIP: Unitree H1 The World's First Full-size Motor Drive Humanoid Robot Flips on Ground

8. MOBILE HANDHELD GPU: GeForce NOW | Full Support for Steam Deck Coming Soon

9. NEW ERA OF GAMING: NVIDIA ACE | Introducing PUBG Ally - First Co-Playable Character

10. GAMING LOOKS GREAT: Black State | 4K RTX Showcase - Captured on GeForce RTX 5090

11. NVIDIA WILL BE FIRST TO HUMANOID ROBOTS EN MASSE: Streamline Data Collection With NVIDIA Isaac GR00T

12. YOU NEED A CUSTOM BUILT PC WITH AN NVIDIA GRAPHICS CARD NVIDIA HAS A GUIDE FOR YOU: Design + Build Your Own Gaming PC | GeForce

13. GEFORCE GARAGE BUILD YOUR DIY PC NOW: GeForce Garage - RTX 4080 SUPER SFF-Ready Build