ISN’T IT AWESOME HOW I HAVE ALL THE SILICON VALLEY INFINITY STONES. GOOGLE WAYMO IS WORTH ABOUT 50 BILLION DOLLARS RIGHT NOW. WHEN THIS ROBOTAXI COMES OUT NO MORE PARKING TICKETS, NO MORE SPEEDING TICKETS, NO MORE DUI AND NO MORE REVENUE FOR THE GOVERNMENT. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO PULL YOU OVER FOR? THE OBJECTIVE TRUTH FOR YOU IS THAT THE FASTER THIS COMES OUT THE MORE WHITE HATS COME DOWN AND ENTER ORGANIZATIONS AND MAKE DECISIONS. ALIENS WALK INTO POLICE BUILDINGS AND TELL THEM TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES. REMEMBER THAT SCENE IN STRANGER THINGS WHEN OUR FAVORITE FRIEND GETS THROWN AGAINST THE WALL BY PEOPLE; THESE FUCKING ALIENS COME UP TO ME IN PERSON AND FUCK WITH ME ALL THE TIME. THE MORE TECH YOU DO THE MORE ALIENS WITH GALACTIC PASSPORTS TELL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES TO FUCK OFF. THE GALACTIC PASSPORTS TELL THE GOVERNMENT THEY ARE A FUCKING CANCER AND DON’T SERVE THE PUBLIC. NEVER FORGET I AM IN THE GALACTIC FEDERATION SECRET SPACE PROGRAM. MOST PEOPLE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DESIRE TO PLAY COPS AND ROBBERS AND I AM GOING TO SAVE THE DAY BECAUSE I HAVE A SMALL PENIS. IF YOU COULD STOP BEING A WAMEN AND A BRO WHERE WE COULD BE. ALL THE CLIMATE CHANGE GARBAGE IS FUNDED BY PETROLEUM. THIS IS ME BEING OBJECTIVE; THERE IS A LOT OF DEI WHO DO CLIMATE CHANGE GARBAGE AND THAT’S ALL FUNDED BY GAS TAX REVENUE. WHEN YOU WANT TO SAVE THE TURTLES YOU HURT THEM. WHEN YOU DO CLIMATE CHANGE GARBAGE BASED OFF OF A LIE PLYMOUTH ROCK IT DOESN’T GET US ANYWHERE. I HAVE A GALACTIC PASSPORT THAT WALKS UP THE POLICE AND TELLS THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP 247. THE GALACTIC FEDERATION HAS SHIPS AND THEY RUN THIS WEBSITE. DO A LOT OF WOMEN NEED TO TAKE SPIRITUAL MATURITY CLASSES BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SAVE THE DAY BASED OFF OF LIES? YES. THE GALACTIC FEDERATION PARKS THEIR SPACESHIPS IN MY HOME 247.