IT’S EUROJAPCHAEREANWASH TIME DON’T FORGET. TECHNICALLY IF YOU BUY ANY NEW TESLA GOING FORWARD IT’S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DIE IN THAT VEHICLE.

TESLA JUST PATENTED LICENSING FSD 13 TO OTHER CAR COMPANIES WHICH IS 9 MILLION TIMES MORE MOTIVATION TO BUY A TESLA TOMORROW MORNING AND GET OUT AND DRIVE IN FSD 4 HOURS A DAY: Tesla wins a patent that could lead to licensing autonomous driving technology | Seeking Alpha

“Tesla’s VP of AI, Ashok Elluswamy, also revealed that FSD v13 is expected to make FSD Unsupervised feature complete. That doesn’t mean that autonomy will be ready, as each feature will still need to work at safety levels higher than a human, but it means every key feature of autonomous vehicles will be present in FSD v13.”

FSD 13 WILL BE RELEASED SHORTLY AND OMAR FROM WHOLEMARSCATALOG WILL SHOW IT TO YOU FIRST. SMELLS LIKE MORE 996 AND COFFEE AND NEVER SLOWING DOWN AI.

I’M EVERYONE’S FAVORITE SLAVE FOR TESLA LOLOL. ARK INVEST SAID AND I AGREE THE ROBOTAXI WILL BE THE CORE OF TESLA’S BUSINESS MODEL IN THE FUTURE. KIND OF NICE NOT GETTING RAPED BY A CAB DRIVER AM I RIGHT LADIES LOL? HOW MUCH PUBLIC FIRM TRANSPORTATION DOLLARS ARE ABOUT TO GO INTO THE HANDS OF A PRIVATE COMPANY CALLED TESLA?